Jokes from the mountains

The past few days, P,E&J have been up in the mountains so communication has been limited. I answered the phone at work this afternoon, and Em replies, "Hey dad, you wanna hear some jokes?" She proceeded to tell me three jokes. By the third one ("Why do giraffes have such long necks?"), I was able to stop her between the setup and the punch line.


Oh, and, "Because their feet smell."